What You Got There?

★ What You Got There? Lyrics:

Question: What you got there?
Answer: Bread and cheese.
Q. Where’s my share?
A. Cat’s got it.
Q. Where’s the cat ?
A. In the woods.
Q. Where’s the woods?
A. Fire burnt it.
Q. Where’s the fire?
A. Water quenched it.
Q. Where’s the water?
A. Ox drank it.
Q. Where’s the ox?
A. Butcher killed it.
Q. Where’s the butcher?
A. Rope hung him.
Q. Where’s the rope?
A. Rat gnawed it.
Q- Where’s the rat?
A. Cat caught it.
Q. Where’s the cat?
A. “Cat’s dead and buried behind the old church door.”

Then: “First one to laugh or crack a smile shall have ten pinches.” (Or 3 whacks, or another “punishment”)

★ Checkout this song aswell :
The Purple Cow