★ Lyrics:

There was a crooked man
who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
beside a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat,
which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together
in a little crooked cot.

There was a crooked man
who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
beside a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat,
which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together
in a little crooked cot.

Eight Legs