If a Pig Wore a Wig

★ If a Pig Wore a Wig Lyrics:

If a pig wore a wig
What could we say?
Treat him as a gentleman
And say, “Good day.”

If his tail chanced to fail,
What could we do?
Send for a tailoress
To get one new.

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