? Family Guy Theme Lyrics :
Lois: It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
Peter: But where are those good ol’ fashioned values…
All: …on which we used to rely?
All: Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
All: Lucky there’s a man who, positively can do all the thing that make us …
Stewie: …Laugh and cry!
All: He’s a Family Guuuuuuuuuuuuy!