Diarrhea Song

TM & © Universal (1989)
Cast: Jasen Fisher, Steve Martin, Alisan Porter, Mary Steenburgen
Director: Ron Howard
Producers: Joseph M. Caracciolo, Brian Grazer
Screenwriters: Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel, Ron Howard

★ Diarrhea Song Lyrics:

When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

You’re getting in a state
cos’ you’ve left it very late

diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun

diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg

diarrhea diarrhea

It’s not very funny
but it’s very hot and runny

diarrhea diarrhea

When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter

diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas

diarrhea diarrhea

when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease

diarrhea diarrhea

when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy

Diarrhea diarrhea

When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode

diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When you wake up early in the mournin’
Your spinchter starts explodin’

That’s diarrhea! diarrhea!

if you’re sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool

diarrhea diarrhea

when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea
When your exploding into the bowl
and there’s nothing left on the roll

oh shit..
diarrhea!
diarrhea!

When you’re runnin’ down the hall,
and you feel something fall,

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.  

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